Chats and Convos

^^ yes i get error messages in german on my computer..
JMonkie15: oh why don't u just light ur tampon on fire and blow ur box apart cause its the only bang ur ever gonna get sweetheart

marals quick wit

As my friends know i work at a movie theatre... well.. interesting stuff happens there as well

First day of work:
Erik: lets go check out the syrup room and ill "explain" what to do there (side note "explain" means to kill time)
Me:Ok
{erik and i walk in to see a nice puddle of coke forming on the floor}
Erik: we can just pretend we didnt see that and move on
Me:ok
{an hour later 6:00 pm}
Me: im gunna go check the syrup room
{i walk in and gasp the small puddle is now a lake so i go and find carrie my manager}
Me: {in the most innocent voice i can muster) carrie... umm... ur needed in the syrup room
Carrie: i dont like the sound of that, ok.
{we walk in}
Carrie: OH $#|+!!!
Me:where can i find a mop?
Carrie: (tells me where to find it and to get a bucket like object under the leek i dont remember her exact words)
{11:30}
Me:Hey Erik did we ever check that leek?
Erik: (confused look on face)
Erik and I: OOOHHH $#|+!!!!! {we run out of the consession area to the syrup room}
{we look at the lake that has reformed}
{we both start busting up}
Me: (while laughing) where did i put that mop?
(the oh $#|+ was loud enough so that if we wernt closed erik and i wouldve gotten in trouble)

Customer: Whats in a nerds rope?
Me: uhh.. umm.. err... uh.. sugar?

on one of the buisyest days ive seen since christmas i was filling a drink at the same time my supervisor Brandon was
Brandon: Yea i had a celeberaty visit my line
Me: Oh? really? who?
Brandon: The wicked witch of the west.. i think a house fell on her or something
Me: (spills some of the drink that i was getting while laughing my ass off)