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TO HELL!!!
oh sorry..
A Hell of a Theory
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with proof. ost of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we eed to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at he different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people can not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all
souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates the way they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives us two possibilities. #1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. #2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature nd pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So, which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so, Hell is exothermic.
i know most people have been asking me for an update on my site.. just so u know whats gunna be on my page.. ill let u know here
a few pics of my friends, some magic the gathering stuff... and uhh.. whatever else i damn well please to be on here... like pics from raves and such :)
oh before i forget, there isnt much room on my poetry page for my copywrite.. if u want to use my poems for nething.. just ask.. 99% of the time ill say yes... and no i dont do nething that i say in my poems, its called anger managment, its either i take out my anger on paper, or the jerkoff thats pissing me off... if u think ur that jerkoff what would u rather me do?
oh yea... u might have been here when there was a random pics link over to the left.. guess what.. i didnt like it so i deleted it.. id rather do real spotlights on certain friends... so.. im gunna TRY to do that...
hey hey.. new computer... its so nice to see something better then 16 colors again... and i can play games again.. so in between games, and downloading ill start working on a MAJOR update for this site..
and once i get my pics back from Miracle Of Life (a rave i went to 5-25-02)
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a little about me
what should i tell u?
im in a bubble town.. once i can get out.. i am (unless i have some really good reason to stay a gf for instance is a good reason)
umm.. oh yea.. if u dont know my name.. then somehow u found this site on a search or something... but its josh just so u know, but i respond to Rupert, Tartesk, as well as a few more...
if u have aim and i dont have u on my list already my names on that are:
VividarMadPropht and
ravertartesk
just tell me that u got my sn off of my page and i wont be that mean to you.
well.. i need to do a lot more work on this so ill come back to this and add more if i have to
took some random test thing.. these are the results...
MORE QUOTES!!
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.
Boredom helps one to make decisions.
Boredom is rage spread thin.
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving much advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.
Our faith and our friendships are not shattered by one big act, but by many small neglects.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
-sam levenson
"ya but the grandparents are the creater of the enimy and in my case the reason that they are the enimey"
-sunshine
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any.
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Why be a man when you can be a success?
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Forget your enemies. It's your friends you frustrate that cause all the problems.
I am absolutely soulless!
Find your soul type at kelly.moranweb.com.
Take the World of Darkness Quiz
by David J Rust
Take the World of Darkness Quiz
by David J Rust
Take the World of Darkness Quiz
by David J Rust
Take the World of Darkness Quiz
by David J Rust
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You are vivi
You are very shy, yet very powerful. You care about others a lot too. You are a real sweetheart. ^_^
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You are zidane
You are a pervert O_O Well, that's what people think when they see you a first, but once they look deeper, they see that you are a caring and loveable person. |
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You are amarant
You aren't much of a talker and you sometimes come across as a rude person, but really, you are just misunderstood. |
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You are Electronica!
Living a life as active and colorful as the strobe lights of the dance floor, you are electronica. Your life is a party, or at least that's how you'd like it to be. Your main themes are energy, excitement, and playfulness. You figure: life is short. You only get one shot at it, so why waste it being miserable? You're mostly concerned with immediate pleasure and are very outgoing. Even when you're sad you seem to find a reason to smile. To many this trait is very pleasant, but to those inclined to bitterness it can seem obnoxious and annoying.
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Faveorite quotes
TRANCE
The Real Answer Never Comes Easy
DARE
Drugs Are Really Expensive
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When wefall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Avoid Hangovers, Stay Drunk
Do you ever wonder about the dyslexic insomniac sitting up in the middle of the night wondering if there is a dog?
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Being a reject is fun. If you are what's 'cool', what fun is that? You gotta sit there and be all self concious about what you look like. Meanwhile us 'rejects' don't care about what people think, making our lives better and a lot more fun.
Men are kings
kings are rulers
rulers are 12 inches
are you a king?
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends if they are OK, you're it.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Pain is not to be rejected but embraced. as i see it, the only true constant in reality is pain. Birth is Pain. Death is Pain, all change requiers Pain. to reject pain is to deny the very nature of the universe.personal weakness distanced people from pain, which was not to be the worked past, but woven through one so a being could become transcendent and be transfigured into the very likeness of the gods themselves.
Concepts from my mind:Fanaticisim is one of the best frames of mind there can be.
Cold, methodical, and works really well against this emotional crap.
The "All-or-Nothing" method in any arguement (physical, mental, or vocal)
is always effective on first strike. Endurance is everything, strength, momentum
and all that other crap is useless. And in the end, if anyone stands in the way,
it will be just my plain skill someone will be trying to screw over.
- this was on a friend of mines info
Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Intellectual brilliance is no guaranty against being dead wrong.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual
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